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Summer Is Here. Are You Enjoying Yourself?

Summer Is Here. Are You Enjoying Yourself?

David Bone July 5, 2018 0

Summer is here. The crops are wither under a merciless sun. The scorched shall inherit the earth and will walk among the unburnt. Plagues of insects shall torment you mercilessly until you seek shelter

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The Scottish nationalist movement’s embarrassing stunts reveal a movement bereft of ideas

The Scottish nationalist movement’s embarrassing stunts reveal a movement bereft of ideas

David Bone June 12, 2018 0

What does a child do when it doesn’t get its own way? It has a tantrum. Lashes out. Its behaviour can get more and more outlandish as it constructs a delusional inner world to

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Who’s culture is it anyway?

Who’s culture is it anyway?

David Bone May 14, 2018 0

Stop right there criminal scum!! You’ve violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Why say you in your defence? (You get an extra 45 points for getting the reference

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Opinion: It’s time to accept nature is overrated

Opinion: It’s time to accept nature is overrated

David Bone May 9, 2018 0

A babbling brook gently coursing through a cool, forested glade. Wide open fields with gently swaying, tall grass. The warm golden glow of the sun as you walk along the shore. The gentle rustling

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The strange link between criminals and hero worship

The strange link between criminals and hero worship

David Bone April 16, 2018 0

What do the Kray Twins, Ronnie Biggs, Raoul Moat and Henry Vincent all have in common? Apart from being criminals that is? Well, it’s the wholly undeserved tribute and hero worship of course. What

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The PC Awards Season is Over: Thank Goodness

The PC Awards Season is Over: Thank Goodness

David Bone March 20, 2018 0

Now that the awards season is over and the film-stars, celebrities and musicians have all had their congratulatory, self-love fests for yet another year – all to dismal viewing figures – what have we

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The Age Of The Label

The Age Of The Label

David Bone March 5, 2018 0

So, what’s your label? It’s okay, we’re all friends here. Don’t be shy. Okay, I’ll go first shall I, just to break the ice. My name is David and, much, much, more importantly, I’m

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The Tide Pod Challenge: The new trend for eating washing tablets

The Tide Pod Challenge: The new trend for eating washing tablets

David Bone February 23, 2018 0

Well, here we are again. I hope you’re pleased at yourself internet. Look at what you’re making people do this time. Eating Tide Pods? Really? Must we stare into the abyss once more? We

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Comment: Bah Humbug… Holidays are coming

Comment: Bah Humbug… Holidays are coming

David Bone December 12, 2017 0

It’s CHRISTMAS!! As Noddy Holder from Slade once said back in the 1970s. Slade’s mortal rival at this time, Wizard, declared that ‘I wish it could be Christmas every day’ despite that proposal being

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Scottish Nationalist Boycotts: Being the loudest and pettiest doesn’t make you correct

Scottish Nationalist Boycotts: Being the loudest and pettiest doesn’t make you correct

David Bone November 17, 2017 1

We’re all prone to a bit of pettiness from time to time, aren’t we? Not offering to make a colleague a cup of tea. Not texting someone because of a perceived slight. Usually, this

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