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The NHS: The Cult which Costs nearly £2k a Year per Taxpayer.  

The NHS: The Cult which Costs nearly £2k a Year per Taxpayer.  

Old Holborn April 28, 2016 1

The NHS is not a health service – it’s a political cult with 1.4 million full time employees and a forced congregation of 60 million. It levies tithes of £116 BILLION per year on believers, agnostics

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Elite Hypocrisy on Tax Avoidance: Different Rules Apply

Elite Hypocrisy on Tax Avoidance: Different Rules Apply

Old Holborn April 14, 2016 2

This week has seen an explosion in something that affects us all: The dreaded tax on merely having the audacity to exist as a human being. Off-shore trusts have been plundered and gory details

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The Emperor Aghast at the Peasant’s Revolt: Brexit against Colossus

The Emperor Aghast at the Peasant’s Revolt: Brexit against Colossus

Old Holborn April 8, 2016 1

It’s nail-biting stuff, isn’t it, this Brexit nonsense? Well if it isn’t for you, it should be, there’s plenty at stake on June 23rd for all of us. I’m sworn to neutrality, for reasons I’ll

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The Croydon Ducking Stool – How Matthew Doyle was Prosecuted by a Rabid Mob

The Croydon Ducking Stool – How Matthew Doyle was Prosecuted by a Rabid Mob

Old Holborn March 28, 2016 4

Once again, into the breach goes your free-speech hero. You’ll all have been made aware of a man in Croydon who decided to tweet his indignation of the Brussels terrorist atrocity last week, committed,

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Don’t be Fooled Again, Comrades

Don’t be Fooled Again, Comrades

Old Holborn April 1, 2015 0

It’s election time… I had planned some fantastic April 1st hoaxes for you all today, dear readers. I was going to announce my season ticket to watch Liverpool play at Anfield, my membership of

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Keep your foot down, Clarkson, there’s a lot riding on this

Keep your foot down, Clarkson, there’s a lot riding on this

Old Holborn March 12, 2015 49

Contrary to popular belief, I can’t stand Jeremy Clarkson. He epitomises most things I detest: he’s boorish, puerile and frankly, the sort of person who should still be strutting around a 6th form grammar

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Freespeech 1 – Offendotrons 0

Freespeech 1 – Offendotrons 0

Old Holborn January 5, 2015 2

  The Victorious Troll Army Now we are all back behind our desks, noses to the grindstone, we have to listen to fat Maureen whinge on about how small the Quality Street tins have

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Stop Humouring the Humourless

Stop Humouring the Humourless

Old Holborn December 16, 2014 6

I’ve often wondered the purpose of laughter. In upper primates, it has been around for roughly six million years as a mechanism to show affection and playfulness, rather than aggression and threat and yes,

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Lines in the Sand – Why Iraq must fall

Lines in the Sand – Why Iraq must fall

Old Holborn June 15, 2014 1

The hideous megalomaniac has surfaced as the blood starts to flow once again in Iraq. Blair is desperately rushing from media studio to media studio to insist that the barbarity currently being inflicted in

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Old Holborn’s Queen’s Speech

Old Holborn’s Queen’s Speech

Old Holborn June 4, 2014 6

The pomp and the circumstance of today’s Official State Opening of Parliament might feel like a lavish remake of Hogwarts, complete with much mustering of the dark arts, but it ushers in yet another

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